"Just be honest with me or stay away from me. It’s not that difficult."
- me: i don't want to have kids
- every adult within 100 mile radius: nonseNSE!! you'll end up having them in a few years!!! kids!!! mANY KIDS!! wonderful things you will love them! can''t not have kids?!!¿ chILDREN!
“I still love you” is the saddest fucking sentence in the whole world
ummmm p sure “the guac costs extra” is actually sadder
if you can’t handle me at my worst then that sucks because that’s all there is to me